Market Research.....

.....After rigorous testing, I can finally conclude that Crocs can NOT replace wellies. After having had to jump into a ditch this evening, in order to retrieve my Wayward And Very Disobedient Dog, who had pushed through a hedge and onto a road, I feel I am well placed to warn the World at Large, about the singular lack of wellie properties to be found in a pair of Crocs.
Photographic evidence will help illustrate my point (and I apologise now....there are reasons that I don't normally get my feet out in public.). The squeamish should look away now.

I rest my case.
See you soon, off for a shower now. xx